Alternative Dismounts: Rephrased
Alternative phrases for those unfortunate moments when rider
and horse unintentionally part company (at least on the rider's part!):
Drum roll, please....
Of course one of the best I can't quite recall
accurately...as a rider who had taken a pretty
spectacular fall into a deep sandy area came up
spitting out dirt from every orifice she cracked
something about "Becoming one with the earth"
or "So that's what they mean about 'Dust to Dust'"
it had very religious overtones that put
the rest of the group into hysterically laughing fits...
- Unexpected Detour
- Someone hit the eject button
- She took the E-ticket ride
- Taking the scenic trip on down
- Making sitzmarks
- Airs above the saddle
- Augering in
- Catching an updraft
- Pulling an aerial
- Flossing with the footing
- Re-arranging her itinerary
- Uncontested divorce
- Entering flight school
I'll have the Mary Wanless video taping report to y'all
in a few days - 'twas very fun and the tapes should be
*very* enlightening. The exercise tape was shot over the
past few days and aside from now needing copious amounts
of aloe vera over several areas of my bod, it served to
put *my* exercise regime into high gear! BTW, They do NOT
lie when they say the camera adds pounds!!! ACCCCK!
(Is it too late to have a blue dot over my face? and thighs?
and butt? oh shoot....)
Later, work beckons,
Posh (now named the WonderTwinkie due to idiot behavior during
taping... "But mom, there was this HUGE dog in the bushes!")
Banner ("Harrumph, *I* would never have spooked...but did they
ask *me*? Noooooooooooooooo....)